REPORT: Borat Finds WMD

~Khazachstan Save World to Be

We digging since three years Iraq. Not simple with only shovel. Then comes first metal strike! We think, metal riches. Wrong, for jewdiggers say only icebergtip. Deeper must.

So we deeper. Come then smell. Fire all jewdiggers (nose too big) and get real KhazachsDkossacks. They strong and find clue, P Anderson glowing silicon. Now hot getting. Gypsies suck sweat off so we go deeper. Find prayer from Saddam thanking Allah for safe hiding. But not safe! We Khazachs! Spell? More work sweat, gypsies suck not so good.

Under Saddam prayer many schekels WMD. Kazaschstan over all!! We find burined woomed, send quick to santoroom, he glad. Big CHEESE for us, little ones. Many money comes now.

But no Anderson. That must come more. Kakazachs love the Lovely Lieberman who lies but gut digs.